13 Scathing Tweets That Demolished House Hunters Episodes

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mattstaff
Apr 23, 2018 3:00 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - Valerie Follow @ValeeGrr [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-time HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 02
    Text - Ryan LeFevre Follow @Meltinglce Replying to@ValeeGrl @KimmyMonte HUSBAND: I'm looking for an original English Tudor WIFE: I would really love a modern house, clean lines, white cabinets AGENT: .
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 03
    Text - Elizabeth Miller Follow @Elizabazinga [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm an ant farmer WIFE: and I blow bubbles part time HUSBAND: our budget is $900k
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 04
    Text - evan Follow @spiicoli [House Hunters episode] WIFE: I'm a volunteer fry cook at a local burger joint HUSBAND: and live under a rock WIFE: our budget is 6.9m
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 05
    Text - Billy J. Smith Follow @thatbillysmith [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a sandwich artist. WIFE: And I have a blog about meat and beer. HUSBAND: Our budget is $875K
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 06
    Text - MistyKnights TwistOut @Steph__Will Follow House Hunters International Husband: I nap for a living Wife: I play in a jazz band with otters Saturdays and Sundays. Buget: 2.5 mil
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 07
    Text - Loizzo the Teacher Follow @loizzo [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a disposable lighter repairman. WIFE: I start fires part-time HUSBAND: Our budget is $1.3 mil
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 08
    Text - matt jennings Follow @NotMattJ House hunters: Wife: I tickle butterflies part time Husband: And I knit shoe laces by hand Our budget is 785k
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 09
    Text - Josh M Follow @JG_KB24fan [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: "I sell used 8-track tapes" WIFE: "And I hang potatoes in people's garages" HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 10
    Text - allison Follow @Allisomething [House Hunters International] Couple: we want an authentic experience Agent: here's a normal sized fridge Couple: how dare you even
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 11
    Text - Amy Webb Follow @amywebb [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm an artisanal pencil sharpener WIFE: And I vajazzle Laberdoodles HUSBAND: And our budget is 1.2mil
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 12
    Text - trapmal kot* @Yung_mal99 Follow [House Hunters Episode ] Wife: I sell space real estate Husband: and I'm a stay at home dad of 13 Uruguayan water lizards Budget: 1.3m
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis
  • 13
    Text - Jeremy Gibbens @afterglide Follow House Hunters intro... HIM: I'm a hat critic for a blog. HER: I found a cigar box containing 2 gold coins. HIM: Our budget is $1.4m
    via Iabsolutelyhatethis

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